Watch Fresh Off The Boat Season 1, Episode 13 “So Chineez”

Louis Huang's Towel Fail!

Watch Fresh Off The Boat Season 1, Episode 13 “So Chineez”

Jessica (Constance Wu) fears her family has assimilated so much to life in Orlando that they’ve lost their Chinese identity. So she drives everyone nuts making them reconnect with their culture, from Louis (Randall Park), who she insists decline an invite to join the country club, to Eddie (Hudson Yang), who she makes do a report on China for his World Day project.

#RenewFOTB

Now, who would have thought that a viable plot line for this week’s episode would be a Taiwanese immgrant’s less-than-enthusiastic response to the fact that (even in the late 20th Century) she cannot be a perpetual foreigner? Sorry Mrs. Huang, but you’re an American now, whether you like it or not. You knew this was gonna happen eventually the moment you set foot on American soil. Deal with it, or GTFO! 🙂

Sorry Jessica. But you're American now, whether you like it or not.

Sorry Jessica. But you’re American now, whether you like it or not.

 

Watch Fresh Off The Boat Season 1, Episode 13 “So Chineez” here:


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"Mac and cheese... with bacon bits....?!?!?!"

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"Hey mom, I'm Jamaican!"

“Hey mom, I’m Jamaican!”

"Shoes in the house from now on!"

“Shoes in the house from now on!”

 

Louis Huang making handshake deals in a towel.

Louis Huang making handshake deals in a towel.

Jessica Huang selling homes like a BOSS!

Jessica Huang selling homes like a BOSS!

"Chinese characters for Fridge. It's art AND a label!"

“Chinese characters for Fridge. It’s art AND a label!”

Sorry Jessica. But you're American now, whether you like it or not.

Sorry Jessica. But you’re American now, whether you like it or not.

"What's so great about China? Pandas are just like 'Hurdy gurgy gurgy!'"

“What’s so great about China? Pandas are just like ‘Hurdy gurgy gurgy!'”

This is Bull Crap!

This is Bull Crap!

Louis Huang's Towel Fail!

Louis Huang’s Towel Fail!

What Chinese mom puts their kid's F on the fridge?

What Chinese mom puts their kid’s F on the fridge?

Wolfgang Chang's

Wolfgang Chang’s

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"Mom, why you dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter?"

“Mom, why you dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter?”

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"I'm Jamaican"

“I’m Jamaican”

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"Bull Fart"

“Bull Fart”

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